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Movie review: Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems is a film from 2026. It is catalogued under Comedy, Crime.
Story
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
Audience reaction
TMDB records an audience rating of 2.2/10 based on 3 votes.
Production
Release date: February 11, 2026 · Runtime: 96 minutes · Original language: French · Original title: Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines
Cast
Francis Soetens
Rodolphe Burger
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